Trendy Lukewarm Easter Churchgoer Makes First Spiritual Post in Months #HeIsRisen

After months of alcohol-centric partying, bar-hopping, curse-filled/vulgar speech daily, being enamored with the stars in Hollywood who idolize fame and money, and devoting hours each day to the secular music industry that profanes the name of Christ--all with very sporadic church attendance at best since the last major holiday (Christmas)--Alfie Hernandez has faithfully attended his local church once again this Easter Sunday. Being so moved by the days activities and all the things he saw being shared over social media that day, he decided he too would get in on the festivities sharing on Facebook and Tweeting "#HeIsRisen" and "#EmptyTomb".

When asked about his recent spiritual quickening from that day that spilled over into social media, Alfie told us, "I guess I didn't realize how many people said stuff like this on Facebook. I saw what others were doing and thought... 'Seems legit!' I'm mostly just on here for the 'lols', and I like to have good time. I don't want to be preachy or anything like that. But, yeah I guess I just thought why not? It's a special day. It's Easter and, YOLO! Am I right? I'm pretty sure I did something like #BabyJesus on Christmas. I mean, I am Christian afterall. I gotta do my part to make Him known."

Since this Easter Sunday, Alfie has returned to his aforementioned behavior exhibited between holidays.

(In the above post, any names of people and their given situations are entirely made up to illustrate a point of satire)

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