Conor McGregor Reportedly Now A Christian After Discovering Christ's Strength In Philippians 4:13

Las Vegas, NV

Just this morning, the day of the big fight with the undefeated Floyd Mayweather, we sat down to get Conor McGregor's mindset going in. It was here that McGregor revealed his recent conversion to Christianity after seeing Philippians 4:13 tattooed on someone else while sparing at the gym last week. "My mindset? My mindset is to beat the mother-living tar out of that little s***. I'm gonna mop the floor with his tiny bald head. I guess there is one new thing, though. Don't get me wrong, I'm still the same person I've always been. The same ol' c***y son of a b**** ya'll come to know and love. But, I have a new strength I draw from now too. It's a verse in the Bible, maybe you know. It says, 'I can accomplish everything I want with Christ's strength'. Don't get me wrong, I've been doing pretty good on my own, but even I realize I can't accomplish everything. This is definitely the biggest fight of my life, so when I saw that tattoo it really spoke to me. I thought, 'I gotta have it'. I definitely feel a little bit stronger now that I have Christ's strength to help me win this fight."

You mean "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me?" probing McGregor. "Yup, that's the one! If I win tonight, I'm definitely going to get that tattooed somewhere on me to celebrate. I guess I'll never really know if that's the reason I won the fight, if I win. I mean I can't prove it or anything, so I'll always wonder if maybe I could have won all on my own. But yeah, that's kinda what faith is all about, right? If you don't believe me do you think I give a flying f***? You can go take a long walk off a short pier, and I'll see you in hell ya little s***."

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