Bernie Sanders Hints But Does Not Confirm the Existence of an Exclusive Tolerance Club: Appears to Offer Secret Handshake

Champlain Islands, VM

Few have seen the inside of Bernie's alleged secret hideout--if it exists at all--rumored to meet monthly within a three story tree house somewhere within the vicinity of his recently-acquired Champlain Islands beachfront-property home--just one way he is setting himself apart from the billionaire elites in Washington. Presumably offsite, somewhere in the woods nearby, we asked Mr. Sanders about possibly visiting his hideout.

"Well, if I did have such a place, and I'm not saying I do. But if I did--and, mind you again, I'm not saying I do. It would be very tolerant of all beliefs and ideals. All would be welcome. Of course that is, as long as those applying held beliefs that met the secret club's exclusive rules for maintaining tolerance and inclusiveness. Again, I'm just speaking hypothetically here, but if you were exceptionally tolerant, then we would definitely let you in." Mr. Sanders then said, "The swallow flies east at Sunrise!" blinked both eyes together, three times in a row, swooped both hands around like a bird, separating his right hand to go in for a handshake while standing on one leg. Completely caught off guard by this, we stood there a bit stunned. After about 2 seconds Bernie remarked, "I didn't think so," and then walked away.

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