Austin, TX It happened at service this morning, when Art McDonald slipped out for just a moment to use the bathroom.  "I felt something crunchy under my flipflops as I walked down the hall.  I took a little closer look and realized someone had clearly spilled coffee grounds all over the floor." At "Servants Church", a small coffee bar sits in the long hallway on the path to the sanctuary.  We assume someone responsible for setup, spilled some along the way.  We asked Art how he believed it all happened, and he told us. "How exactly isn't clear, but it was a problem.  It's really just sad there was nobody around to clean it up.  Like, hello leaders--was it just supposed to stay like that?  What a mess.  This is God's House.  Cleanliness is next to godliness you know. Why wasn't anyone doing anything about it?  I mean, it was right outside an unlocked broom closet.  Any elder or deacon could have setup a ministry for th...

Champlain Islands, VM Few have seen the inside of Bernie's alleged secret hideout--if it exists at all--rumored to meet monthly within a three story tree house somewhere within the vicinity of his recently-acquired Champlain Islands beachfront-property home--just one way he is setting himself apart from the billionaire elites in Washington.  Presumably offsite, somewhere in the woods nearby, we asked Mr. Sanders about possibly visiting his hideout. "Well, if I did have such a place, and I'm not saying I do.  But if I did--and, mind you again, I'm not saying I do. It would be very tolerant of all beliefs and ideals.  All would be welcome.  Of course that is, as long as those applying held beliefs that met the secret club's exclusive rules for maintaining tolerance and inclusiveness.  Again, I'm just speaking hypothetically here, but if you were exceptionally tolerant, then we would definitely let you in."  Mr. Sanders then said, "The swallow fli...